Organization? You don't know the meaning of the word! Every year you tell yourself you have to be more organized, but you never keep your resolutions...|
This Christmas will be like any other for you: you'll leave everything to other people because they're better at it than you are! And the presents, cooking and preparation you absolutely can't get out of will be done in a last-minute panic. The race against time will be on at 11pm on Christmas Eve.
You may make people smile with your somewhat original approcah to Christmas, but be careful: you could also trick them into thinking you just don't care enough.