Not gonna lie...we'd do it for a LOT less.
But seriously guys (and random old lady), why the hell would you not? Here's 7 reasons you should say yes to P-Rudd, every, damn, time.
1. He looks EQUALLY hot with and without beard
This is an unusual talent. Most celebs or guys in general will generally look better one way or the other (cough, Brad, cough). Paul carries off both looks with the same stop-you-in-the-street hotness which signals one thing. He is P E R F E C T I O N.
2. He is HI-Larious
Ever heard that couples who laugh together, have freaking hot sex together? Well that was first said after Paul had sex. Well, that second part's not technically true but the first bit definitely is. So therefore, he is hilarious = he will rock your world. Done.
3. His chest hair is divine
Maybe we're a little too obsessed with Rudd's ability to create man rugs just about everywhere on his body. But a man who looks like a man is about as hot as it gets right?
4. He's a fantastic dancer
And we all know what good rhythm means...
5. He's just so darn NICE
He has the reputation of being 'the nicest guy in Hollywood', Entertainment Weekly even ran an interview with him with the by-line 'Time to get to know the most lovable movie star on the planet'. And you know, every girl wants a nice guy in the end.
6. He can play just about any role ever
From nice guy in Friends, to sexual predator in Anchorman, to serious Theater (aka Shakespearean) roles, Paul Rudd has done every role possible. And what does this incredible acting talent lead to...role play ladies, seriously good role play.
7. He is Paul Rudd...
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