The way to his heart? Make him laugh!
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Papier Noir, £9.95, Firebox

Black loo roll may not be particularly amusing on it's own but just the fact that you're giving bog roll as a Cristmas gift will tickle his funny bone.

Let's face it, white toilet paper is just so mundane. Pink, peach, baby blue? Hardly has the Grrrrrrrr factor does it? Now jet black double ply sheets? Now that's manly.

Made from 100% biodegradable virgin pulp, it's not recycled but it is entirely recyclable - although we recommend flushing it away rather than saving it for Wednesday's recycling pick-up.


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