When the trend started and we realized beards were here to stay, we didn't think it was such a bad idea.
I mean, is he even real?
But then they began to take it too far.
Selfies, growth updates, whimsical shaving. It got old quickly.
Because some beards can be great.
And can make you look like literally the most attractive creature to grace the earth
But you have abused the privilege of rocking hair on your face.
A noodle bowl beard? No.
And we kind of miss your faces.
We don't want to see front face braids. We just want to see you.
And we miss being pain free while kissing.
It's like making out with sandpaper.
We're done pretending this kind of thing isn't weird.
It's not art, it's sticking flowers in your facial hair.
Where would we be if these guys decided to join the bearded posse? Hmm?!
It would be an unspeakable tragedy.
So please do us all a favor and pick up a razor.
Do what needs to be done.
Just ask yourself: what would Paul Rudd do?
He'd shave it off is what!
Still haven't convinced you? Maybe Andrew Garfield will.
BEARD SO BAD. BEARD SO BAAAAD!
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