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Bring Back The Baby Face! 13 Reasons We Want Men To Shave Their Beards Already

Emmy Griffiths
by Emmy Griffiths Published on June 5, 2015

It’s pretty hard not to notice that the male population has been looking a whole lot hairier recently; with beards as the hot new must-have for a gentleman’s cheeks. Some hate them, some love them, but we think summer 2015 should officially be the time to grab a razor and get rid of 'em once and for all. Here’s why we’re leaning towards the smooth shave…

When the trend started and we realized beards were here to stay, we didn't think it was such a bad idea.

I mean, is he even real?

But then they began to take it too far.

Selfies, growth updates, whimsical shaving. It got old quickly.

Because some beards can be great.

And can make you look like literally the most attractive creature to grace the earth

But you have abused the privilege of rocking hair on your face.

A noodle bowl beard? No.

And we kind of miss your faces.

We don't want to see front face braids. We just want to see you.

And we miss being pain free while kissing.

It's like making out with sandpaper.

We're done pretending this kind of thing isn't weird.

It's not art, it's sticking flowers in your facial hair.

Where would we be if these guys decided to join the bearded posse? Hmm?!

It would be an unspeakable tragedy.

So please do us all a favor and pick up a razor.

Do what needs to be done.

Just ask yourself: what would Paul Rudd do?

He'd shave it off is what!

Still haven't convinced you? Maybe Andrew Garfield will.

BEARD SO BAD. BEARD SO BAAAAD!

#BANTHEBEARDS. Tweet us your thoughts @wewomenUSA!

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