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Harry, 27, dancer

 
Harry, 27, dancer

"I found that behind the beautifully dressed, polite lady I’d met lay a really slovenly girl.  When we arrived at her place ‘to get to know each other better’ my illusions were shattered.  The bed was unmade, there were overflowing ashtrays everywhere, the bathroom was grubby and she had holey knickers on! I got on with the job on hand however, until her phone rang and any remaining shred of desire disappeared as she actually answered it! I left and didn’t phone her again. "




  
  

Sarah Horrocks
06/29/2006
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