How to striptease: Dita Von Teese's exclusive guide
  
The striptease preparation
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The striptease preparation


So you've got your outfit sorted, you've done your hair, you've picked the music and had a bikini wax. You're ready!


Now you need to make sure everything is ready for the perfect striptease.

First, Dita, says, you should sit your man in a comfortable chair or sofa. If he likes a drink, provide his favorite. "This is a special occasion, after all," says Dita.

What about having a drink yourself? If a cocktail makes you feel more at ease, have one, or maybe two, but not three or four. 

"A bit of "ivresse" - French for that very light feeling of happiness that sweeps over you when drinking champagne - is acceptable, but there are few things more embarrassing than a sloppy drunken striptease," says Dita.

Is he a handsy fella? "Perhaps you should tie his hands with a silk tie or those stockings you ripped during your rehearsal. We don't want him spoiling all the fun by throwing you over his shoulder and taking you to the bedroom just yet, do we? Or do we? The choice is yours, and it's for you to decide," says Dita.

Place a chair for yourself directly across from him about four or five feet away from your partner. Choose a chair that feels stable to you. "Extra credit if you find a pretty chair, like a parlor chair or upholstered chair that compliments your lingerie," says Dita.
 


Love & Sex Editor
10/05/2012
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