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14 Thoughts Guys Have During Sex

Cliche Wynter
by Cliche Wynter Published on February 20, 2015

Ladies, have you ever wondered what's going through your guy's head as you're straddling him and putting in your best work? Well, we polled a few dudes and they weren't afraid to dish! Here's what they told us they're often thinking during sex. Grab your BFF, this one's a goodie!

1. "Don't cum too quick!"

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Pace yourself, buddy. Pace yourself.

2. "NO teeth! NOOOO TEETH!"

No teeth on his peen, please.

3. "Fast or slow?"

Choose wisely.

4. "Gotta make her cum first!"

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Attaboy! Get those stretches in!

5. "Make-up sex is so worth it."

It's their time to shine and make us pay for all the nagging. Little do they know we get a kick out of the make-up sex, too. Everyone wins.

6. "Did she cum yet?"

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That very critical moment when they feel they can no longer abstain from ejaculation.

7. "I'm hungry."

And much to our dismay, their appetites won't be satiated by oral.

8. "How freaky can she get?"

Then they'll try to stick in the backdoor on the first night. Nope! Not gonna happen.

9. "Why is she so quiet?"

Probably because we're unimpressed, falling asleep, or both. You better figure something out.

10. "Hmm... might be time to try a new position"

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Exactly.

11. "WTF is she doing?"

Not everyone is naturally talented at riding that pony. Practice makes perfect though.

12. "I wonder if she'll notice me recording"

Yes we will. We promise we will.

13. "It's so good, I don't want to pull out."

We know, we know. But sadly, our vaginas aren't sperm depositories.

14. "Damn! When did she learn to do THAT?!"

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To quote the great philosopher Beyoncé, "I get filthy when that liquor get into me." 'Nuff said.

Did we shed enough light on this, girls? Need more info? Tweet us @wewomenUSA.

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