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Male Strippers Vs. Female Strippers: 11 Ways They're TOTALLY Different

Vivian KELLY
by Vivian KELLY Published on October 16, 2014

Ever watched a troupe of baby oiled hunks shaking it to Sex Bomb? Or a sexy female stripper offering up lap dances and working the pole? The difference? Girl strippers are HOT and more so than their male counterparts! Don't get us wrong, we love gorgeous half naked men. But let's face it, it’s more funny than sexy, right? Here are the REAL differences between male and female strippers (and why our BFs shouldn't be worried)…

Whether you're at a bachelorette party, a friend's birthday, or just feeling a little curious, there's a time and a place for a stripper. And after watching both male and female strippers myself, I have to say there's a totally different dynamic between the two.

When you watch beautiful women stripping off and strutting their stuff on the floor there's something mesmerizing about it (and damn sexy). But when it comes to big-headed male strippers (sorry guys) we're usually laughing so hard we cry. I mean come on, when a man starts swinging his junk around he can't seriously think we're turned on by that, does he?

So if your man ever complains that you seeing a male stripper is just as bad as him going to a strip club, it's time he thought again. They're not even in the same league.

Ladies, here are the real differences between male and females strippers. ​

1. FEMALE strippers are hotter

Luckily our lady bits our nicely tucked in, but men? That's a different story. What I'm really confused about is why male strippers think their flappy penis is even remotely sexy! Seeing his sausage spin around is not exactly the stuff fantasies are made of. But for guys, seeing women show their private parts in the buff? They'll have a guaranteed boner in their pants.

2. MALE strippers have chiseled bods

Massive props for spending half your life at the gym. Trust, we like seeing male strippers pour hot wax down their hard rock abs - it's pretty tasty. But when they're wearing a little bow tie and a thong to match, the sex appeal fades FAST.

3. FEMALE strippers know how to work it

Female or male, any type of grinding is hot. But female strippers knows how to move in ways NO man knows. By far. Note to the men: don't even think about tea bagging us. We WON'T be laughing.

4. MALE strippers have full body waxes

I guess the idea of it seems sexy, but in REAL LIFE when a man has less hair than you, it's a deal breaker. Women love a man's chest hair just like we love their beards.

5. FEMALE strippers know how to work the pole

We love watching women have their way with the pole. You can't even compare it to male strippers - if you’re not turned on you will undoubtedly be hypnotized by a sultry elegant striptease. Ain't nothing graceful about a male stripper.

6. MALE strippers are too touchy feely

Women can thrust on us a little and we won’t budge. In fact, not gonna lie, we might actually like it a little bit. But males on the other hand, just no. Please don't place our hands on your ass, put your appendages in our faces, and touch up our breasts. This is a touch-free zone, boys - hands off. Perving on girls should NOT be a perk of the job.

7. FEMALE strippers aren't perfect and we love it

There’s beauty in seeing a woman so comfortable in her own skin. It’s praise-worthy, it’s hot, it’s downright sexy. Can you show us how?

8. MALE strippers are cheesy

Male strippers make us cringe HARD. We hoot, scream, laugh, but not because we want them! It's more to do with the shock factor (you know, the flying penis in your face? The cowboy boots and hot pants? Their obsession with their own guns!)

It's a different atmosphere all together. Women are out to have a good time. Men, on the other hand, sit front row at the strip club fantasizing about what he wish he could do to her. That's SO not our thing.

9. FEMALE strippers have better stage sets

Male strippers will dress up as firefighters, put props over your head (to make it look like you’re giving them a blow job) and dry hump you like no other.

Female strippers on the other hand, blindfold you, sit on your lap, and seduce you without going through half the lengths that guys do. And it works.

10. MALE strippers have egos like we’ve never seen

To the point that all their sex appeal is stripped away from them, literally. Female strippers seem to have a better handle of this (ergo, hotness).

11. FEMALE strippers don't objectify us

Male strippers love to people please, or so they think. The amount of times I've seen them pushing women's faces into their crotch, dry humping them or giving us a sexually aggressive lap dance is well, common. It's amazing how male strippers, (although an object themselves) still manage to objectify women even when we're the one's watching! We're encouraged to touch, even when we don't ask for it. It's crude.

Female strippers don't do that, nor are we allowed. Which is probably why a lot of women are more comfortable watching female dancers than male dancers.

Watching male strippers is purely for entertainment, as is with female strippers. But I have to admit, females have WAY more sex appeal. If I'm out with my friends watching a group of male strippers it's just for the laughs. The only ones we really want to have our way with is our geeky hairy boyfriends.

Don't get me wrong, male strippers are smoking hot, but they're more like the fantasy I never want to come true.

And men's experience of strippers on the other hand? It's kind of something we don't wanna even think about.

What's your take on men vs. women strippers? Tweet us @wewomenUSA!

by Vivian KELLY

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