If you do nothing else today, make sure you watch the video of three grandmas smoking a bong and then a vaporiser for the first time ever. The little social experiment involves some Jenga, Cards Against Humanity and, of course, really good snacks for when you have the munchies. Here are the 5 things we learned watching these grandmas toke up for the first time:
1. Smoking a bong is a team effort
When confronted with the bong, the women realise that trying to get enough smoke to inhale is like patting your head and rubbing your tummy at the same time. How many grandmas does it take to light a bong? Well after some instruction from the camera crew and some trial and error, the women realise that it takes one grandma to light the bowl, one grandma to lift the bowl, and finally, one grandma to actually inhale.
2. Vaporisers look like a sex toy
After taking a few hits of the bong, the grandmas are faced with a vaporiser, which one of the grandmas notes looks very similar to a certain sex toy. Except she realised: "I've never seen one with that thing on the end before." That would be the mouthpiece.
3. Why have grandmas never smoked weed? They were too busy raising children
At the beginning of the video the cameramen ask the grandmas why they've never smoked weed before, their reply makes a whole lotta sense: "I was too busy raising children." They also added, "In the suburbs we had our cocktails we had our cigarettes and that was it." Maybe with the innovations in the pot industry they can find a way to hang with their grandkids and get their blaze on.
4. Cards Against Humanity will NEVER be as fun as playing with three stoned grandmas
If you've ever played the inappropriate card game Cards Against Humanity, then you know that it is absolutely hilarious and totally crude. So when you get three stoned grandmas talking about bleached a**holes and asking what the word q*eefing means, it is LOL funny.
5. What to grandmas like doing most when they're stoned? Talking about ironing and eating Doritos
Much like your average, stoned frat boy, grandmas also get the munchies when they are high. So it is only natural that they choose to snack on cookies and Cool Ranch Doritos. What's their favourite topic of discussion? Talking about how much they love ironing and debating the rules of the classic game, Jenga. Sounds like your average hotbox session to me.
Check out the hilarious video here:
Get it, grandmas.
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This article was written by Dagney Pruner. Follow her on Twitter @dagneyp