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The Funniest Celeb Baby Names of 2015: So Far, Anyway

by Rachel Citron Published on May 4, 2015

On the heels of the impeccably named daughter of Prince William and Duchess Kate (Charlotte Elizabeth Diana - welcome to the world!), we review some of the more, unusual, choices of 2015. Where else to look but Hollywood, the land of make-believe? Our favorites thus far...

Ripley Dorothy

Daughter of Robyn Lawley and Everest Schmidt.

Titan Jewell

Son of Kelly Rowland and Tim Witherspoon.

Bowie Ezio & Cy Aridio

Twin boys of Zoe Saldana and Marco Perego.

Wilder Frances

Daughter of Donald Faison and Cacee Cobb. Bonus: Godmommy is Jessica Simpson.

Lachlyn Hope

Daughter of Mark-Paul Gosselaar and Catriona Gosselaar, Lachlyn joins the burgeoning Gosselaar brood, current members being older sibs: Michael, Ava, and Dekker.

Kingsley Rainbow

Twin to brother Cooper Blue, daughter of Dylan Lauren and hubby Paul Arrouet.

Rocket Zot

The space travel-inspired son of Sam Worthington and Lara Bingle.

Once more, we've been foiled - Sam and Lara have yet to release a picture of Rocket. ​

Ioni James

Ioni, meaning "island, is the delicious daughter of Coco Rocha and James Conran.

We couldn't help ourselves, Ioni (whose began her pre-crawling months right by launching her very own Instagram) melts our hearts. Thank her for forcing us to post two pictures of her darling self.​

Berlin Grey

Daughter of Tim and Lauren Myers, the little to big sis, Bowie.

Still waiting on a picture of this German city...no wait, baby girl.​

Novalee Reign

Second daughter of Catelynn Lowell and Tyler Baltierra - their first, Carly - was given up for adoption during a season of "Teen Mom". These lovebirds have clearly been through the ringer emotionally and we wish them so much happiness with their blue-eyed beauty.


Daughter of Mellie Stanley ("Gypsy Wives") and little sis to "baby Richard". Her father is the elusive (currently imprisoned) Nick Picolo whose claim to fame appears to be nothing more than managing to successfully impregnate a member of the cast of "Gypsy Wives". We're so sorry, Brandy'Wynne.

Blues Anthony

Son of "Mad Men" star Jessica Pare and husband John Kastner.

Reign Aston

Son of Kourtney Kardashian and Scott Disick. Brother of the properly named Mason and Penelope.

Glow Amorette

Daughter of blogger Rubyellen of Cakies and her husband Ben. Sister of Brave, True, and Soul (all girls) - this family is not afraid to either be way out there with their naming choices or to do so repeatedly.


This proud mother of four had the courage to go make-up free for her and Wolfe's world debut. And after four kids, she's (color us surprised) not only stunning but radiant. Wolfe's proud poppa is Kimora's banker husband, Tim Leissner, but his immediate family doesn't end there. He's the new kid on the block to Ming, 15; Aoki, 12 (dad is ex Russell Simmons); and Kenzo, 5 (Kimora's son with Djimon Hounsou).


Daughter of Chris Brown and former flame Nia Guzman. Technically Royalty didn't make the 2015 cut-off, but we're counting when the world learned of her existence as her true entrance; as opposed to her under-the-radar birth in late 2014.

Montgomery Moses Brian

This guy is destined to wear a monocle and smoke a pipe. Sacha Baron Cohen and Isla Fisher's first son, Montgomery Moses Brian will no doubt be welcomed by elder sister, Olive.

​Sorry folks - it appears little Monty is camera-shy.

Mars Ilah

Daughter of Blake Anderson ("Workaholics") and Rachel Finley - yep, Mars is a little lady.

Hutch Robinson

Son of Marc "Butter" Fortney and Emily Robinson Fortney. Proud big brother is none other than Tug, featured in the family photo.

Ocean Clark Gable

Granddaughter of silver screen legend, Clark Gable, Kayley LaRae Gable's heart may belong to the ocean but that doesn't mean she's not determined to ride that wave of Hollywood goodwill for another generation.

Sailor Gene

Liv Tyler's first child with Dave Gardner, wee Sailor will join a blended family that already includes two brothers, Milo and Gray.

We're sure we forgot a crazy name or two - let us know! Tweet us @wewomenUSA!

This article was written by Rachel Citron. Follow her on Twitter @rachelecitron.

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