Last night’s premiere episode of Rich Kids of Beverly Hills featured five twenty-somethings having fun spending their parents’ money, two ladies stole the show. Dorothy Wang and Morgan Stewart gave the show that unintentionally comic touch with their witty banter, and we’ve got a roundup of their best one-liners of the night.
“I was born and raised in Beverly Hills, CA, the best city in the world, and my occupation is being funemployed and fabuluxe.” – Dorothy
“Honestly, money can’t buy happiness. My Berkins aren’t going to hug me back at night and tell me they love me, even though sometimes I think they do.” – Dorothy
“They don’t necessarily have to have money, but they need to be swaggy.” – Dorothy
“If somebody doesn’t like my photo, it’s ruined my entire day, because I feel like it’s an entire plot to not like my photo on purpose because there’s some hidden agenda.” – Morgan
“She wants me to make eye contact and talk to her like an adult and not be on the phone…she’s very old-fashioned.” - Morgan
“Is this an accurate mirror?” – Morgan
“I look like I can’t be around children unattended in these sunglasses.” -Morgan
“It takes a lot of coordination and tact to be a shopper on Rodeo.” – Dorothy
“I feel like my blood would come out looking a bit tope, with a little hint of gold and a little sass.” – Morgan
“Do I look this bitchy in real life?” –Dorothy
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